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• Your solvers bring you so much pleasure you’re starting to see them as sex toys.

• Your partner’s had to make a rule for date night. NO hand-history debate.

• You believe laughter is poker’s biggest tell and always denotes weakness.

• You think you never look cooler than when wearing sunglasses indoors.

Because you’ll hate this.

Poker Retreat is for the rest of us. A weekly round-up of the quaint and quirky; the people, places and cavalcade of human foible that make poker great, even as it bleeds us dry.

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